I had the awseomest dream i swear

man last night i had the awseomest dream

i like dreamed that i was at some Dio consert at this tiny theater back at my church in italy

strangely dio played acoustic guitar and sang and the only song i remember them playing was the sign of the southern cross omg so awseome im like still drooling over that dream now lol

and then like when it ended he let us come up on stage and everybody like started like moshing with Dio and then me and Dio sang w/ eachother

btw: way better than sex dreams

Good going Elvis.

i once had a dream a car hit me, then i woke up in the hospital after 3 days lol.

lol me to man all the time, lol just kidding

I had a dream about me raping a fat guy. Awkward much?

the fact that you would tell us that is awkward enough lol.

I had a dream once that I was umm at a pool party and I screwed like 5 chicks. I woke up and my bed was wet, and there was something sticking up in my bed. LOLZ

A while back... Now I dont dream about it, it happens...

Delles did you try smelling the wet stuff?

O_o i don't think i want to be in this conversation anymore lol.

Well. Your the one selling fertillized eggs to underaged children for beer money.

im a dude, ya know, a male, i don't have eggs, girls have eggs, im a guy, unless you mean iguana eggs, one of my iguanas is about to lay eggs lol.

You made a girl pregnant then 2 weeks later you pull out her fertillized egg and then sell it.

um...well i haven't really made a girl pregnant lol

It's okay, your time will come.

Awkward much? lol.

lol im pretty sure most ppl here haven't made a girl pregnant mesos, unless there's something your not telling us.

Lol wha?